MEET HÄNS OFF
Berghain born Häns Off is physically allergic to popular music.
He holds a Guinness World Record for the longest rave in Germany, held in his converted bikeshed. No sleep for 17 days.
Häns microdoses daily on ginkgo leaf and aloe vera.
He only dates men with micropenises.
MEET DUNCAN DISORDERLY
Our resident DJ was a 90’s CITV child star.
Somewhat of a musical ‘fenommynom’ putting the PENG into Penge.
A 5G conspiracy theorist .
Duncan has an irrational fear of crumbs.
MEET THE PUSSY TAMER
PT loves lacey underwear (on himself).
He was a musical prodigy before shit went down…
Loves, Lives, Breathes for the Pussy.
MEET FRANK
Wombats are his favourite animal.
He stress-eats on peanuts.
Rather good at watercolours.
MEET PRINX SILVER
This Spanish hun is here to destroy the cis-heteronormative world!
Famously known for getting naked on stage.
Has a jawline so sharp that he runs a diamond-cut business on the side…
MEET SHARDEAZY AFRODESIAK
Head Bouncer Deazy is fluent in English and G language
Currently in recovery for uncontrollable twerk syndrome...
Mister Afrodesiak is a lover of hoes and getting down and dirty with them in the garden.
MEET LIL DICK
He’s a biiiiiiig gamer aka play boi with a massive, MASSIVE, heart.
Jack of all trades, master of your auntie.
Known underground as the dragon for the bars of FIRE he spitz.